Wednesday, October 10, 2007

biology and blind date suggestions

My brain is feeling a little dead right now. I can't even remember what I was doing this time yesterday. Midterms are killing me. I've spent every break from class/meetings studying. I think I did okay on my Biology test, but I don't feel that strongly about it. I have nothing right now, so I'll give an even biggger excerpt out of my I Like You book:

Blind Date Conversational Suggestions:
Don't ask hard questions or questions
that involve a lot of thinking, such as:

*Does the sun make noise?

*Do you tip a cobbler?

*How do you teach hope?

*When can we see eachother again?

Don't Assume Things
*Where did you go to high school?
(Maybe he didn't.)

*What does your father do?
(Maybe his was murdered.)

*Who did you vote for?
(Don't assume he's allowed to.)

*What do you think about my hospitality
book? (Don't assume he can read.)

Other Don'ts
*Don't tell everything about yourself,
save it for your gynecologist.

*Don't cry.

*If you are drunk, don't call him
after he leaves.

*Don't dress too young.

*Don't act too self-sufficient, you'll
drive him away.

*Don't answer the door in a wedding
dress and veil, he might not think
you're joking.

*Be ready when your date arrives; don't
pick that time to hop in the shower.

*Don't be a jabber jaw. You learn
more by listening than by talking.
(However, if your date is a poor story-
teller, it's best to sit there silent.)

Remember...
*Shower perks you up.
*Bath relaxes you.

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