My brain is feeling a little dead right now. I can't even remember what I was doing this time yesterday. Midterms are killing me. I've spent every break from class/meetings studying. I think I did okay on my Biology test, but I don't feel that strongly about it. I have nothing right now, so I'll give an even biggger excerpt out of my I Like You book:
Blind Date Conversational Suggestions:
Don't ask hard questions or questions
that involve a lot of thinking, such as:
*Does the sun make noise?
*Do you tip a cobbler?
*How do you teach hope?
*When can we see eachother again?
Don't Assume Things
*Where did you go to high school?
(Maybe he didn't.)
*What does your father do?
(Maybe his was murdered.)
*Who did you vote for?
(Don't assume he's allowed to.)
*What do you think about my hospitality
book? (Don't assume he can read.)
Other Don'ts
*Don't tell everything about yourself,
save it for your gynecologist.
*Don't cry.
*If you are drunk, don't call him
after he leaves.
*Don't dress too young.
*Don't act too self-sufficient, you'll
drive him away.
*Don't answer the door in a wedding
dress and veil, he might not think
you're joking.
*Be ready when your date arrives; don't
pick that time to hop in the shower.
*Don't be a jabber jaw. You learn
more by listening than by talking.
(However, if your date is a poor story-
teller, it's best to sit there silent.)
Remember...
*Shower perks you up.
*Bath relaxes you.
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007
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